Cat Talk

MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! Those humans just don't understand! We're saying more than it sounds like! If they would just listen for two seconds of their life! I am a princess... I don't deserve to be treated like a carpet! Look! They're even abusing me!!! :

They're abusing me because that photo shows me getting half the love I want!!!!! But admittedly, they're all nice... so sweet. :3

Now that I think about it more... I LOVE YOU MASTER!!!!! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

So quiet

Just been napping around the house lately, nothin' much, so sorry about the lack of posts. I might have to bite my owner's hand to get him back into blogging, but first I have to sharpen my teeth. Meh, what the heck, I'll use this blanket. NOM NOM!!!

Party!

DogWar13 had a birthday party yesterday! Today is his real birthday though.
Anyways, they put me on a mat and made faces for me! I really want him to have another birthday tomorrow! All I can do is cross my claws!

Oh Well

I gave up on the prank because nobody would wear the freakin' shoe, so I went outside to throw a cat fit. I killed a bird and brought it into the bathroom. It's nice to give people a little "surprise" once in a while. :)

P.S.  I also chewed on the Christmas lights. They're warm!

Update On Hairball Prank

I've been sitting here for five days watching the shoe. Nobody has put a foot in it yet though. A possibility is that it isn't even a shoe. I don't really know. It's a shape with a handle; does that make it a shoe? Anyways, since I've been sitting in the same position for days, I obviously haven't eaten. I'm collecting the dust that my tongue can reach. Yup, just looking at that blue "shoe" sitting on a plate. I estimate it won't be long before I can move! You know, 'cause I don't want to miss what happens.

Hairball Prank

I coughed up a hairball in a shoe today. I'm waiting to see what happens from beneath the dinner table. I'll check back later when something happens.

My Basic Plans

I thought I might share what I usually do every day:

8:00 AM - Wake up

8:02 AM - Decide I'm still tired and go back to sleep

8:03 AM - Get woken up by Ezra

8:08 AM - Beg for food and succeed

8:36 AM - Say goodbye to Ezra

8:50 AM - Nap with Ezra's mom

8:59 AM - Attack Ezra's mom to wake her

9:01 AM - Have a cat fit

9:08 AM - Nap

9:30 AM - Bite Ezra's mom's hand to get fed

9:31 AM - Get scolded

9:32 AM - Begin meal

9:40 AM - Go outside

9:47 AM - Attack the neighbor's dog

9:49 AM - Have a cat fit

9:52 AM - Take the Grand Nap

2:34 PM - Awaken from the Grand Nap

2:36 PM - Eat

2:47 PM - Chew Ezra's Wii Remote jacket

3:03 PM - Go greet Ezra

3:05 PM - Bite Ezra's hand to get fed

3:08 PM - Wait impatiently for Ezra to put on his bandaid

3:09 PM - Get fed

3:20 PM - Nap

4:20 PM - Eat

4:35 PM - Nap

5:53 PM - Eat

5:57 PM - Go downstairs and hide underneath the dinner table

5:58 PM - Wait for Ezra and his mom to have dinner

6:02 PM - Watch their legs

6:05 PM - Attack the legs of Ezra's mom

6:08 PM - Destroy one of my toys

6:20 PM - Have a cat fit

6:43 PM - Destroy one of Ezra's mom's paintings

6:58 PM - Eat dust off the carpet

7:05 PM - Bite Ezra's hand

7:09 PM - Watch fish tank

8:13 PM - Decide to get on top of fish tank

8:14 PM - Get the squirt bottle treatment

8:15 PM - Nap

9:20 PM - Go outside to hunt mice

9:55 PM - Come inside and sleep on Ezra's bed

3:00 AM - Awake and scratch Ezra's face